WRITING! If there’s something you’re just dying to say, but you can’t, wont, or just don’t want to bother, I’ll put WORDS IN YOUR MOUTH – attention-getting results written from YOUR perspective in YOUR voice.
LOVE or if you guessed wrong,
ADVERSARIAL Consumer Advocate “I want my $ back!”
BUSINESS Monkey or otherwise
I wrote1 – so can you! “STRETCH MARKS in the MOONLIGHT” – eBOOK on Amazon/Barnes & Noble. Read the reviews! My rollicking Boomer life will have you asking, “And she’s still alive?” Unconventional, raw, unrelenting, wet-your-pants funny. It’ll engage every Baby Boomer who knows “Howdy Doody” is the answer to the question, “Say kids, what time is it?”
God forbid CELIBATE
You’ll say, “I couldn’t have said it better myself”