WRITING! If there’s something you’re just dying to say, but you can’t, wont, or just don’t want to bother, I’ll put WORDS IN YOUR MOUTH – attention-getting results written from YOUR perspective in YOUR voice.

*PERSONALS

*LETTERS

LOVE or if you guessed wrong,

BREAK UP

ADVERSARIAL Consumer Advocate   “I want my $ back!”

BUSINESS  Monkey or otherwise

*TOASTS

*ANNOUNCEMENTS

Celebratory

Obituaries

Celebratory Obituaries

*HAIKU

*MEMOIRS

I wrote1 – so can you! “STRETCH MARKS in the MOONLIGHT” – eBOOK on Amazon/Barnes & Noble. Read the reviews! My rollicking Boomer life will have you asking, “And she’s still alive?” Unconventional, raw, unrelenting, wet-your-pants funny.  It’ll engage every Baby Boomer who knows “Howdy Doody” is the answer to the question, “Say kids, what time is it?”

CONGRATULATE

SEPARATE

STIMULATE

NEGOTIATE

God forbid CELIBATE

You’ll say, “I couldn’t have said it better myself”