“I’m not proud: I love to read gossip magazines. I know that the majority of the stuff in them isn’t always the whole truth, but who cares? I read them in the beauty salon and before I go to bed. Well, a new magazine, called Closer, launched this week and I can’t wait to get my eyes on the first issue. Think of it as Life & Style/In Touch for those of us who need a vacation from the Kardashians and little Miss Miley. Closer is about the people we grew up with: Goldie, as in Hawn; George, as in Clooney and Katie, as in Couric. It features all things celebrity, plus beauty, fashion, recipes and home décor. And the debut issue is only 25 cents.”