“Brad Is Boring Her” reads the headline of a tabloid magazine. The cover photo shows Angelina looking um.. bored.
When is this obsession with these cockamamie celebrities going to end? Why aren’t we fascinated with the scientists who recently discovered how to detect Alzheimer’s disease early, or the seven-year-old lad in England whose landscape paintings are selling for $30,000? Or ANYBODY but Angelina, Brad, Jennifer, JLO, Madonna, Lindsay and those other devastatingly captivating personalities.
I noticed Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar again. It must be the 250th HB cover she’s been on in the last 10 years. Oh, wait a minute. There were only 120 covers in ten years. It just seems like she was on 250 covers. By the way, she’s imitating Barbra Streisand in the issue. OMG. Imagine connecting Jennifer Aniston with one of the greatest entertainers and talents of all time.
Isn’t there anyone else to model the new fall clothes? Perhaps a woman soldier who has recently returned home from Iraq, with an accompanying story on her experience and how she views the world. Or a cover of Michelle Obama’s best friends from Chicago?
If Jennifer Aniston is the only person who helps sell magazines, these magazines are in deeper trouble than we thought. What new information could possibly be revealed in an interview? Maybe they’ll tell us the time of the month she’s ovulating so we can cheer her on to get pregnant.