Enough with these guys. They may be rich, successful, good-looking, talented, or even smart, but it’s time they change their acts or take lengthy sabbaticals.
1. Alec Baldwin
You’re just a blowhard, through and through.
2. Bruce Jenner
We can introduce you to hundreds of plastic surgeons who know what they’re doing.
3. Vladimir Putin
You’re more dramatic than any Real Housewife.
4. Prince Charles
Smile, she’ll die someday!
5. George Clooney
We’re sick of you parading around your flavor-of-the-month girlfriends.
6. Martin Scorsese
Stop acting surprised every time you win an award.
7. Matt Lauer
You’re trying too hard. Free Willie to take your place.
8. Chris Christie
You’ve taken A Bridge Too Far.
9. Simon Cowell
Your cockiness routine is getting tired.
10. Joe Scarborough
If you became POTUS, women would have to run for the hills.
11. Michael Lohan
Lindsay is a shining light compared to you.
12. Dr. Phil
No comment necessary.
13. The Allstate Guy (Dennis Haysbert)
We don’t care what Allstate’s stand is.
14. Karl Lagerfeld
Enough with the white ponytail and sunglasses (not to mention the rest of your getup).
15. John Travolting
16. Woody Allen
You’re just a sleaze.
17. Bob Costas
Your pink eye was the last straw.
18. Bill Maher
A model, a neuroscientist and a Playboy cybergirl couldn’t stomach anything about you. Neither can we.
Which of them is your